A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says: “I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie.”

The man behind the counter says: “The 18 holes of golf is no problem. But all of the caddies are out on the course. But what I will do for you is this.  We just got 7 brand new robot golf caddies. IF you're willing to take one with you out on the course and you will come back and tell me if they're efficient, your round of golf is on me today!”

The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer. The golfer approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and says: “I think my driver will do the job.”

The robot caddie turned to the man and said:  “No sir. Use your 3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole.”

Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet from right in front of the hole on the green. The golfer turned to the robot and thanked him for his assistance.

As the golfer pulled out his putter, he said: “I think this green is gonna break left to right.”

The robot then again spoke up and said: “No sir. I do believe this green will break right to left.”

Having thought about the last time the robot corrected his prediction, he decided again to listen to the machine. He made his put and eagled the hole thanks to the robot and his advice.

And his luck didn't end there! His entire game was the best game he ever played thanks to the assistance of the new robot golf caddie!

Upon returning to the Club House, the man behind the counter asked “How was your game?”

The golfer stated:  “ It was by far the BEST game I ever played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots. See you next week!”

A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop. Upon entering the pro shop, he turned to the man behind the counter and said: “I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies please!”

The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and said:  “Well, the 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints.”

Confused, the golfer turned to the man and said:  “COMPLAINTS? Who in the  hell could've complained about those robots? They were incredible!”

The man continued to say: “Well, it wasn't their performance. It was that they were silver and the glare from the machine was blinding to other golfers on the fairway.”

So the golfer said: “So then why didn't you just paint them black?”

The man said: “We did. 3 of 'em didn't show up for work and the other 4 robbed the pro shop!”