It was a sunny Saturday morning on the first hole of a busy course and was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker. "Would the gentleman on the woman's tee please back up to the men's tee!!"

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee". I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled:

"WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMEN'S TEE PLEASE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE!!!"

I Finally stopped, turned, looked through the club house window directly at the person with the microphone, cupped my hands and shouted back ....

"WOULD THE ASSHOLE IN THE CLUB HOUSE KINDLY SHUT UP AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!!!!"