"After a two year long study, The National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corporate America's recreation preferences.

1. The sport of choice for unemployed people is: BASKETBALL

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: BOWLING

3. The sport of choice for front line workers is: FOOTBALL

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: BASEBALL

5. The sport of choice for middle management is: TENNIS

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is:

GOLF CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become."